I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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chapscherofnightvale:

*prints out* *staples to monitor in joy* *tears of happiness*

STRANGLED INHALE

ugh-dyke:

parkingstrange:

urbvn-vodka:

completely-drain-me:

highlyglamorous:

Disney Princesses wearing their Prince’s costumes

don’t delete the text please

The last one took a turn for the weird

This is perf

cute!

I reblog this every time I see it!

muirin007:

snapslikethis:

Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 

help

THAT LAST COMMENT

thehopelesseccentric:

retasuneko:

punkrockluna:

frostfangs:

I saw this post by bi-privilege and I whole-heartedly agree with the notion that this is a preferable term or at least a good alternative to the LGTBQIAP+ acronym.

No more people complaining about “how many letters are we gonna add”,

no more groups getting forgotten because someone is too lazy to type out the entire acronym,

and to me it has a more inclusive and equal feeling for all included groups.

Plus, as punkrockluna pointed out, MOGAI could also be used as an adjective replacing the word “queer”.

Queer is being used by a lot of people within the community but we should not forget that it is also a slur and not everyone is comfortable with being labeled or even labeling themselves as such.

I would absolutely love it if we could make this a thing. 

(I really really hope I didn’t forget anyone in the little description, please tell me if I have)

Re signal boosting

I like this!

I’m glad this is going around! I’ve seen MOGAI used before but didn’t know what it meant. This clears things up nicely!

ichifuckingban:

theyrecomingtotakemaway:

sixpenceee:

Reddit has a page (r/LetsNotMeet) dedicated to stories about stalkers, being creeped on & strange encounters. The stories here are supposedly true, and are people’s unfortunate experiences. Here are the top 10, that make your heart skip a beat. The real fears in life are ofcourse humans and what we are capable of.

Trigger warnings for everything here. Stories may include sexual abuse, child abuse & physical abuse. 

  1. THEY DIDN’T KNOW I UNDERSTOOD SPANISH: The reason I will always hesitate to take public transportation espically during the night
  2. NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHEDI … just … just read this
  3. DR.RAMSEY: He needs to kept in jail for the rest of his life
  4. MY MOM USED TO CLEAN HOUSES, SHE QUIT AFTER THISI would quit too
  5. STRANGER UNDER THE BED: Her story is many people’s worst nightmares
  6. ROOMMATE WANTED: FEMALE ONLYOh jesus
  7. THE SMILING MAN: They made this into a short film
  8. I’M HER UNCLEThe reason to keep a watchful eye on your children at all times
  9. TERRORIZED FOR 2 HOURS: Trust your gut feeling
  10. DON’T TELL MOMDogs are the best creatures on Earth

Feel free to post your own LetsNotMeet stories on this reddit thread or on tumblr. 

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waveformtheta:

bold survey

Physical appearance:

I have blonde hair.
My current hair color is not my natural hair color.
I have curly hair.
I have green eyes.
I have red hair.
I have natural highlights.
I am black.
I have lots of freckles.
My nails are usually painted.
I wear a lot of eye make-up.
I have bangs.
I have short hair.
I wear a lot of pink.

Belongings:

I own a hair straightener.
I have my own car.
I have posters on my walls.
I have a pet.
I own a pair of roller skates or blades.
I have lots of bobby pins.
I own at least four bottles of perfume.
I have a lot of jewelry I never wear.
I own at least 5 pairs of jeans.
I own Converse.
I own a pair of high heels.
I own a leather jacket.

Family:

I have a step-relative.
I am adopted. 
My biological parents are married to each other.
I am an only child.
At least one of my great-grandparents is still alive.
All of my grandparents are still alive.
I am related to someone famous.
I have a sibling who is in college
I am a twin or a triplet.
I have a sibling who is married.
I have a sibling who is less than five years old.
I have more than one sibling. 
I see my cousins often.

Relationship:

I am married.
I am engaged. 
I have been proposed to.
I have never been in a serious relationship.
I have been asked out on a date.
I have been cheated on.
I am asexual. (questioning??)
I want to get married someday. 
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I have made out with someone against a wall.

Health:

I am lactose intolerant.
I have a food allergy.
Someone in my family has died of cancer.
I have had surgery.
I have scoliosis.
I take/took anti-depressants.
I have attempted suicide.
I have been in the hospital in the past year.
I have broken a bone.
I have had strep throat.
I don’t drink enough water. (times ten)
I exercise for more than 10 hours a week.
I wear glasses and/or contacts.

Friendship:

I have a best friend. 
I am friends with a pair of twins.
I am close friends with at least one of my neighbors.
I have at least one friend who lives in a different country.

Experiences:

I have had a near-death experience.
The police have been summoned to my house.
I have been nearly run over by some sort of large vehicle.
I have been snorkeling.
I have been to at least 2 weddings.
I have been to at least 2 funerals.
I have been to an overnight summer camp.
I have been on a train.
I have lived in a different country.
I have spent the night in a motel.
I have written a novel. (cries i tried to)                              I have been zip-lining.                                                          I have been to a wedding or funeral outside of my home country.                                                                                I have failed a class.

I have cut class.
I have gotten a speeding ticket.
I have gotten a parking ticket.
I have been in a car crash.
I have been sent to the principal’s office.
I have been arrested.
I have been drunk.
I have taken a ballet class.
I have driven a car. 
I have been on an upside-down roller coaster.
I have gone to school or work after a sleepless night.
I have flown in a hot-air balloon.
I have spent more than 48 hours without sleep.
I have been in a talent show.
I have read Sherlock Holmes.
I have read all of the Harry Potter books.
I have seen all of the Harry Potter movies.
I saw the last Harry Potter movie in theaters.
I have thrown up on a plane.
I have worn my pajamas out in public.
I have worn my hair in a fishtail braid.
I have never been trick-or-treating.
I have posted a video on YouTube.
I have seen an episode of Supernatural.
I have worn colored contacts before.
I have tried out for a sports team.
I have auditioned for a play. 
I have been in a school play. 
I have had a main role in a school play. 

Personal:

I have a job.
I am afraid of heights.
I am not religious.
I live in an apartment.
I am extremely familiar with jet lag.
I want to change my name.
My first name ends with the letter “A.”
I don’t get nervous before making a presentation.
I have more than one citizenship.
I was born in a city.
I run a video blog.
I know what I want to do with my life. 
I am insecure about my voice.
I worry a lot about my future.

Education:

I am a student.
I go to a private school.
I have my Master’s degree.
I have taken a college-level class while in high school.
I have graduated from high school. 

Travel:

I have been to a third-world country.
I have been to the Caribbean.
I have been to Boston.
I have visited a college.
I have been to Florida.
I have been to New York City.
I have visited another country. (Colombia what what)
I have been to Egypt.

Skills:

I am fluent in more than one language.
I have read a book in another language.
I can braid hair.
I can do a cartwheel.
I can do a handstand underwater.

Interests:

I play Skyrim.
I play Minecraft. (a little tiny bit)
I like country music.
I like to read fanfiction.
I watch Doctor Who.
I enjoy hiking.
I run track.
I like cooking shows.
I like chick flicks.
I love poetry.
I have written a song.
I am interested in cinematography.

Likes and Dislikes:

I like lobster.
I like strawberries.
I hate making my bed.
I enjoy science fiction.
I like roller coasters.
I like watermelon.
I like going back-to-school shopping.

Habits:

I go to the movies at least once a month.
I continuously bite my nails.
I have a habit of biting my lip.
I tap my foot when I’m nervous.
I have a paper calendar on my wall.
I often have to replace my earbuds.

kanayasittinginplaces:

now kanaya can sit on your favorite websites

drag me to your bookmarks bar

now click on the bookmark while on any page

This is the coolest fucking thing!

-R

its not working it says denied :(

http://byke.co.vu/post/96363305731

artifactrix:

sorcyress:

silentstep:

therobotmonster:

moniquill:

siderealsandman:

friendlytroll:

prokopetz:

mikhailvladimirovich:

bogleech:

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or…

toonskribblez:

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

clippie:

tesladyneindustries:

damn…..pen-zoned again

*tips eraser* m’lead-y

jathis:

asutori:

I wanted to draw Hiram but I got lazy so I drew a tiny baby Hiram instead

OH NO BABIES